What is your wife doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

'Sanctity of Marriage' gets another kick in the nuts

Dear Celeb-utards,

Thank you for your contribution to the 'Sanctity of Marriage'. Your ability to make wedded bliss look so effortless is amazing! While 14 months is longer than some of your counter parts, it is still not one for the records. I think I have had cellphones that lasted longer than most Hollywood marriages.

Wishing you all the best in your future romantic endeavors,

H-Bomb




via - D Listed

She Didn't Take Rejection So Well...

 

 

 

In this photo taken Tuesday, May 17, 2011, a cadre of the community office grabs 22 year-old woman after she tried to kill herself by jumping out of a window of a seventh floor building in Changchun city in northeastern China's Jilin province. The bride surnamed Li cut her wrists and tried to commit suicide after her boyfriend broke up with her just before the marriage. (AP Photo)

Love You Boo

Motherly Advice

Hey Vicki, your daughter Claire wants to bone down.  Why you gotta hate on that?  I totally understand that you and your hubby did the "no-sex til marriage" thing but if she wants to drop her panties and do work, let her.  Do you know how boring it would be getting a hand job, getting dome (that's code for a blow job) or munching box for a year, 6 months, 2 weeks?  Maybe I'm missing something here?  She's horny so let her body feel the need for a little dong action.

Yours Truly,

Caramel Seduction