Monday, October 15, 2012

Who Not To Date


31 comments:

Anonymous said...

I almost feel bad for the guy. But I totally have a friend like this. It could be him writing the ad for all I know!

Anonymous said...

date a tree

Anonymous said...

sounds like he needs to invest in one of those life dolls...

Jamma said...

O-M-G!!! This is the first time in my life that I have physically wanted to tell someone... to go kill yourself. He sounds like a psycho and a DEFINITE pedifile(sp?) . I'm effing creeped out!! Lmfao!!

Anonymous said...

I think I have dated this guy before...for like 5 minutes. Screw that!

Nicole said...

Crazy Fucker!!!

Bebe's mom said...

Ewwwwww

Anonymous said...

Holy Fuck, that is one dude who will be alone FOREVER!!

Anonymous said...

Wow. He's a serial killer in the making! I call it!

Anonymous said...

Haha awful. This guy needs a former Amish girl who ran away from home.

Diana said...

Holy hell it's my dream man, because I have an overwhelming desire to end up dead in a ditch... My god this guy is scary in a Craigslist post now imagine in real life... Not good..

Anonymous said...

This guy should date a dog or something like that

Anonymous said...

Oh
My
God!

This guy is creepy as hell! I bet he keeps all the girls that met him in his basement wearing little girl clothes. Freak!

Riz said...

'..whichever way you'd like to say it.'
And that was the GOOD??????????

Anonymous said...

I am slowly losing faith in humanity

Anonymous said...

Words of a true politician

Anonymous said...

Ok, this guy totally sounds like he is definitely is jamie gumm from. silence of the lambs....sounds like he is trying to make himself a female skin suit....this fucker is def crayyyyyy!

DeAnn Sanfilippo said...

Blank stare -__-

Anonymous said...

Lmao creeper

megan said...

They puts the lotion in the basket...lmao

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, I hope this is a joke, I don't know any one like that, someone above suggested an Amish girl or dog, but even Amish girls have hobbies like quilting, and dogs like other things like bury bones and chase squirrels!

vamplita said...

Geez. What this guy really wants is a girl with a serious brain injury and an IQ of about 15. Creeeeeeepy!

Anonymous said...

Wow. Well at least he's honest about what he wants! Lol

definitelymaybe said...

Reminds me of my ex husband.

Anonymous said...

Which is why he is still single. Here's hoping he stays that way!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if there are any unsolved murders of overweight young white women in his state?

Anonymous said...

what he needs is a girl in a coma then he will live happliy ever after

Anonymous said...

If you are willing to date a man, I have someone who fits all the descriptions

Anonymous said...

Im scared ... I hope this is a joke..

Anonymous said...

Hi there little sick dude,

Say hello to "Miss Lefty"! All she needs is some lipstick and a tube of lube (for his "hand puppet").

Oops! That's right, no makeup allowed. Sorry... Just use the lube!

LoL...
8)

Anonymous said...

He sounds like a real winner.