Social Networking is one of the most powerful things in our world today. Think about it. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, individuals can connect with one another by logging onto Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, even motherfucking MySpace and communicate whatever the fuck they want...all within a click of a button. Mind blowing, isn't it?
I've been blogging and doing the Social Networking thing for almost 6 years now. And in that time, I've been fortunate enough to have a limited amount of negativity come through each post and feed. How-the-fuck-ever, it seems the longer I've been doing this, the more and more I'm noticing how individuals are becoming a bunch of fucking pussies because all of the sudden, they've become sensitive to what is being posted.
If you're offended by this, I'm talking to you Monkey Mouth Bitches who need to find a fucking job and/or hobby.
It is a damn shame how society has become sensitive to EVERYTHING.
When I say everything, I mean, EVERYTHING.
If these pussies aren't crying about some meme, it's a status someone posted. If it's not a status, it's a fucking video. And if it's not a video, it's some bullshit that comes out of nowhere that doesn't sit well with them.
NEWSFLASH:
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
You want to know what's wrong with people that post whatever the fuck they want? It's the sensitive ass motherfuckers who bitch, moan and cry about it because they have nothing better to do. Don't blame this shit on the person who is posting whatever the fuck they want. Why are you mad or upset at them or what they post? Oh, let me guess...because you have sand in your vagina? Maybe you have nothing better to do than nitpick at all the shit you hate about life? Wait...wait...maybe it's because you're just a dumb fuck who never was hugged enough by anyone? Am I getting warm?
To all you sensitive ass pussies out there, let me break it down for you so you understand why we despise and dislike a majority of you...
If you don't like something, why the fuck are you friends with that person? Why are you following that certain page?
Do you think the world revolves around what the fuck you like and what makes you laugh? I sure hope not because if that's the case, do us all a favor and go find the highest mountain and jump off that motherfucker, motherfucker.
All you bitch made ass individuals who don't like something, here's something that works so you don't get all worked up and report it to the Social Networking Police:
IGNORE IT.
You don't like something? Ignore it, motherfucker.
Move on with your life.
Why?
Because every motherfucker who takes a post for what it is, has moved on before you even logged on to see the post that made you state your case on why you're such a whiny little bitch.
That post is racist? Did it ever occur to you, that almost every motherfucker in our world is racist? Now, I'm not talking KKK racists, I'm talking about how we say shit (maybe not in public) that we don't mean, but is racist.
For example, bad drivers...who are the first people you think of? You guessed it...Asians. Shake your heads all you want, I know 98% of you either said some shit about Asians being bad drivers or at least thought about it. But do we all laugh about it? Fuck yes we do. Well, at least the ones who know it's a joke and not a fucking dick because they aren't taking it so hard.
Black people. Yup, they love chicken, watermelon and malt liquor. Guess what? I too like chicken, watermelon and malt liquor. Does that make me black? Does that mean the world is gonna fucking end with a Civil War and riots? No you dumb shit. Let me guess though...I now hate black people, right?
White people. They love Nutella, wear Uggs and probably make Wonder Bread want to turn brown. Why so fucking butt hurt? Oh, let me guess, because you're white and the quota of white jokes should have stopped at the first meme with the dad wearing Crocs telling Buford how he loved Tom Jones, huh?
Mexicans. They are notorious for being some of the best landscapers on earth. Why? Because they are. And guess what? No motherfucker is gonna argue about Roberto fucking up your property...LIKE A BOSS...because if you did it, it would look like a goddamn war zone that someone shit on.
Do you see where this is going you sensitive ass bitches?
That's the problem with some people that are members to these networks...they don't know how to fucking laugh at a joke. You think the bubble you live in is the real world? Fuck no it ain't. You are just a stupid fucking individual who doesn't know what reality is. See, I post shit because it's funny and every one of my fans can relate to it. Whether it be about every race in the world or me making fun of myself, my following knows how it goes down. That's why I've been doing this for so long and my following has stayed with me since day 1. Because they aren't a bunch of punk ass marks who think it's ok to laugh at this, but not ok to laugh at that.
However, I do have those cunts who show up and want to cry about whatever I post...reasons stated above. For that, I just say, "Well bitch, you followed me, I have no fucking clue who you are, nor do I give a fuck. Thanks for following. The unfollow button is to your upper right."
That's the difference between people who get it and people who don't.
The people who get it, they have a good life. They like something they see, they "like" it, leave a comment and move the fuck on with their lives. The ones who are outraged, well, we know where this is going. Let's not even give them the time to explain since the ones reading this are like, "Don't even say it J...I know, bruh. I know."
It's like those who post all this political shit that I see on my NewsFeed. I'll be honest, I could give a fuck about talking about religion and politics. Why? Because at the end of the day, we're all gonna agree to disagree. I think there are more motherfuckers out there with no education (especially with no college degrees) who think they know more about politics than actual politicians. That's why I ignore every fucking posts that has to do with politics because in my heart, I know my friend that just posted that, is one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever met AND just because they read some shit from CNN or Fox News, they are all of the sudden, an EXPERT.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
If I don't like something, I ignore it. That's the beauty of Facebook and all these other fucking networks...you are free to say and post whatever the fuck you want. So why be a bitch ass cunt and show the world why you don't agree with what is posted? Oh, because it's your right, right? Personally, I think you can take your right and shove it right up your ass and leave it there til someone cares. That's just me personally.
Whatever happened to when EVERYONE just laughed at shit?
Now, everyone is sensitive, a racists, a cop killer, blah, blah, blah, blah blah.
The people, like myself, who have a purpose to want to make people laugh aren't the problem with Social Networks. The problem are the motherfuckers who claim we're the problem.
Hater Nation, do us all a favor and be a behind closed doors hater. No one gives a flying fuck what you think. All you do is take up meaningless space when you post a comment then get served by fan faithful like mine to bring your bitch ass back to reality.
Our society needs to go back to laughing and not taking shit so goddamn seriously. It's these sensitive folks who are ruining a good thing and that my friends, is not fucking cool.
But hey, who am I to say what's good for people, right? I mean, I'm a racist, awful, human being who just wants to make the world laugh...one post at a time.
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