Sunday, February 19, 2012

The Most Disastrous Post-Date Text Convo in HISTORY



















via - Happy Place

99 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the texts I get from my kids dad every couple of months..No lie.

Anonymous said...

That's why you don't tell a date where you live until the 2nd or 3rd date...at least! lol Dude probably found a dead cat on his doorstep the next day. Wow...bitch is crazy!!!

Rowdy Reign said...

Women are nuts, this coming from a woman who stopped dating and fucking women because they are PSYCHO.

Purroar said...

Reminds me of my ex-husband. Sad...and frightening.

Anonymous said...

Awww I feel bad for her...I know that feeling of silence is painful. But he probably didn't want to date her anyway it sounded like from the first text.

Anonymous said...

Someone call the fucking crazy house and tell them to come catch their dog.

Jennagain said...

I love how she gets with Mike, texts him as if he is Mike, and isn't concerned about it.

Jennifer said...

Jesus, this bitch is crazy! He needs to get a restraining order before he finds her hunkered down in his closet! Lmfao

Jennifer said...

Jesus, this bitch is crazy! He needs to get a restraining order before he finds her hunkered down in his closet! Lmfao

O Evil One... said...

She is a crazy bitch! Run, run away!

Anonymous said...

A simple have fun playing cards call me tomorrow "may" have worked better... psycho.

Anonymous said...

That is one creepy crazy woman right there. Gah!

Anonymous said...

Is this for real???? No way :-|

Girls are Evil said...

Oh man...I'm scared for Kevin.

Anonymous said...

Wow, bitch is fucking crazy. Sad part, I know chicks who do similar things after a first date. And THAT'S why you're single psycho.

Rowdy Reign said...

I stopped banging women because they are all FUCKING NUTS!

Anonymous said...

Si... what do you bang now Rowdy?

Anonymous said...

Can I print screen my messages sent by my psycho baby mom? I got.the chills with this.because for a sec I thought it was her blowing up my phone again...... :/

nick said...

Nutty as bat shit. Spooky stalker. sounds like ya might need to move, not just on, but outta town, the mountains are nice.

Anonymous said...

This CAN NOT be real, I would hope it isn't because that is just freaking scary!!

Anonymous said...

I bet her name is Rebecca from Ohio.

Anonymous said...

Holy shitballs!!! Women are Fucking psycho!

takakupo said...

I'd hate to get all psychologist in this post but this is called "Dependency" which is a common but not permanent disorder. It happens to a lot of people after they suffer some sort of trauma and they feel like they can't make a connection with people so they latch onto the first thing they start to have feelings for. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot people posting here or anyone reading the post had a case of dependency once in their life since it doesn't need to brought on by trauma either. The only thing wrong with this lady going all psycho is that she acted on the dependency instead of dealing with it. It's actually way more sad than it is funny.

Moosie07 said...

Wow! Seems like multiple craziness disorder..... Yup just diagnosed her lol

Dr. Nappy said...

Wow. She ran the gamut of manipulation tricks there. To no avail, thankfully. RUN KEVIN!

Anonymous said...

I agree its sad, but for the person getting the texts it fucking scary......you would never know what a person this desperate might do!!!!!!

Amber said...

I dont think shes crazy. I think that shes been dicked over so many times that she knows the deal and doesnt want to accept the fact he doesnt want her either.

KoolEMac said...

I bet she's miraculous in the sac ;)

Anonymous said...

Jennagain, there wasn't really a 'mike' or 'lady' she made it up, pretending to text him accidentally in an attempt to make him jealous etc.

B5O1 said...

what a fuckin crazy bitch, can she not get the point? lol *forever alone* lookin ass...

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure her name is Nicole from illinois.

dino's rule. said...

And then the next night Kevin and his new girl were found murdered in his bed by this crazy bitch.

Anonymous said...

She sounds like a nice girl with a big heart..
You know how I know this..?

Anonymous said...

hey, takakupo... are you the texting girl??

Anonymous said...

What's scary I live near 270. Thats funny. Now I'm gonna be looking at all the desperate looking girls and wondering if Shea the one

Anonymous said...

word of advise to Kevin, RUN FAST, RUN FAR

Anonymous said...

R u her?

BekiH said...

this is sad. she needs help. and now Kevin needs to change his number.

Anonymous said...

Funny shit!

Anonymous said...

Haha awesome! I had some broad like that.Thank god I didnt tell her where I lived.Fucking psycho bitches man.I swear.

Anonymous said...

Fucking sounds exactly like my friend who has four kids by all different men, still lives with her parents, almost forty, no job for more than a few months, and can't figure out why...

Anonymous said...

Bahaha!

scarlett bills said...

damn, kevin must have been pretty fucking good! I would change my number right away, crazy bitch lmao.

Anonymous said...

Wowwww...

Anonymous said...

There probably never was a mike and she was trying to arouse some sort of jealousy.

Anonymous said...

Holy Xanax Batman! Stalk69er

Anonymous said...

Holy freak'n fuck!!!!

Anonymous said...

THOSE LAST TEXTS SEEMED A LITTLE SUICIDAL..... CRAZY BITCH

Anonymous said...

I'd laugh my ass off if girls name is Kenzie, cause I think I've been in this situation hahahaha

Anonymous said...

She might be crazy but that's something he should have thought to find out about her before he fucked her. Trust me I know the feeling of going out with someone. Having a great time. And as soon as you go to bed with them and then its "have a nice day". Usually you don't even get the "have a nice day". They just bounce. No good bye or explanation. Men are assholes. I feel bad for her.

Anonymous said...

Wow. My ex used to pull stunts like this about every month. I used to have to dress up like the Unabomber just to go grocery shopping. I finally moved halfway across the country to get away from his crazy ass!

Anonymous said...

If a woman goes home with a guy from the bar, what does she expect? Instantly lose all respect or thoughts of you being GF material whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

agreed!

Kate G said...

Wow. That's all I can say.

Anonymous said...

Wow, scary, and somewhat pathetic

Anonymous said...

Tabitha Marlow?

tonymack21 said...

Its the overly attached girlfriend from youtube!

Anonymous said...

It makes me sad to think that this human being feels so desperate for love from anyone that she would firstly degrade herself by sleeping with a man straight away, then secondly practically beg him to be with her. What happened to this woman to be such a doormat and to think she has absolutely no value, and what happened that this man was such a fucking using tool that he would fuck a girl then just discard her, He is not a man, he is a dickhole. This is a very sad state that it happened then now we are all judging this situation, we don't know her story, and half of you are probably sheltered kids who never had any hardship or know what its like to suffer. Humans can be so cruel to each other. why cant we just spread the love.

Anonymous said...

Lmfao ! Damn t'f wrong with that nigga ! Man cray cray for real !!

Anonymous said...

Kevin better blas that bitch !

Anonymous said...

I'm crazy.. And that scared me!! Lol!!

Dallas Single Mom Examiner said...

Is this for real? This is hilarious! Psycho sounds like some of the guys I date with their constant fucking texting. I've learned to fix that problem by posting crazy texts on my facebook page or blog. Now all's quiet in Dallas Single Momville!

ShellzMarie said...

I have seen this one a couple of place and it never gets old! haha...this chick is nuuuuttttss. I live near 270...wonder if she goes to visit that commuter lot still to reminisce lol

Anonymous said...

I have known women AND men who have done this exact thing. PEOPLE have gone nuts. Reminds me of an ex GIRL friend when i didn't want to be friends anymore. Reminds me of a GUY I dated. Scary really, she needs some serious help.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you sound just as fucking psycho as that bitch. Here is a little tip for you. Don't fuck a dude on the first date if you want to see him again, dumb ass. It's bitches like you that give women a bad rep. Close your fucking legs, and your pie hole. Nobody wants to hear your whining.

Anonymous said...

Simply.stupefied.

Anonymous said...

Dependency? No this is called Borderline Personality Disorder. If Kevin didn't wake up with a severed animal head on his pillow he got off lucky. This bitch needs medication and therapy stat!

Anonymous said...

So it's his fault? Please! That's some bullshit right there. You are probably defending this crazy bitch because you can relate to her. Which means you do the same crazy fucking shit. Fucking twat.

Anonymous said...

Now I don't feel so bad for calling the dude the second day after our date.

Anonymous said...

That bitch is crazy. But on the flip side, he was playing her from the beginning so neither of them are any better.

Anonymous said...

Yah I agree, without the verbal nastiness ;)

Don't go home with someone on the first date unless you are prepared to never speak to them again...

Anonymous said...

He never actually said he was going to discard her, just that he made other plans. Her 65 texts in 5 hours made him discard her. Why didn't she just ask to see him another night?

Anonymous said...

My man Kevin put down a beating in the bedroom and now this is what happens! Next time smash at her house bro.

Shay Baby said...

Some women just don't possess a back bone. do you know who doesn't beg a man to do shit for her? This girl right here. Kevin would not have gotten a text back unless he text me first. Sweet heart needs to quit being so needy and let her milkshake bring the boys to the yard.. not her clingy messages and stalker ways. I don't feel sorry for her.. we all answer for the choices we make and how we handle the consequences. *stepping off my soap box*

Anonymous said...

This never gets old. Lmao!

Tanya Bradley said...

Omg she is extremely needy. Smdh

jacquie said...

Go to bed with a guy on the first date and not see him again? Not true I've known my fuck buddy for three fucken years and we slept together the first time we went on a date

Tanya Bradley said...

Omg she is extremely needy. Smdh

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, this is her fault. She should've never fucked the dude. She knew it would turn out this way. She even said this happens to her all the time. I got some advice for her ass, STOP FUCKING EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. THAT AIN'T GONNA MAKE THEN WANT TO BE WITH YOU. MAKES THEM THINK YOU ARE GONNA DO IT WITH EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. Stupid ass!!

Hekate Jahi said...

LMFAO Holy fucking psycho bitch, Batman!Time to change numbers, move, and leave no forwarding address. Otherwise she may break in and he'll find her standing in front of him naked holding a big ass knife saying "I love you, Kevin. I love you."

Anonymous said...

It's his fault for sleeping with her. Of course you are going to create this if you go on a date, sleep with someone then try and act like it never happen. I hope she aggravated him.

Anonymous said...

He should have stepped up been a man and had enough compassion to talk to her and tell her the truth. This is what is wrong with the dating scene, the dude needs his ass beat. He could hhve ended the craziness if he would have actuully stepped up......pussy!

swagga said...

to the two previous posts.... First off, you cant blame the guy... Yeah, he may have just wanted some ass, but.... When you go to a bar and go home with someone, thats the damn plan... Stop lying to yourself if you think ppl do drunk hookups and get married/have a family life... Its pussy/dick and see ya later.... Doesnt mean that it doesnt play against someones mentality... But this woman admitted to going thru this over and over again... hence, this is her lifestyle... So she has nothing to complain about, unless dude was just shitty in the bed

Anonymous said...

Looks like the dumb bitch us posting comments, so take note bitch, ima about to speak
#1- u knew when going out that night-the goal was cock
#2- u are CRAY!
#3- if this guy had a little dick, & did the same 2 u, it would be one or two of three things-call the cops-shoot him-laugh with friends (fuck ok all 3)
#4- read CLOSELY...U HAVE A PUSSY-WE FEMALES CAN GET DICK ANYTIME
#5- Bitch ur kind gives us normal bitches, bad character
#6-if he is a sorry ass nigga in the beginning 99 out of 100: he gonna be a sorry as nigga in the end-quit crying u knew
#7-go FUCK the nearest guy now, get some self-esteem
#8-REFER BACK TO #4 #4 #4

p.s. I fucking love u and yr crew j-wunder

**for obvious reasons u can't reveal my name, but bitches, ya.know.what.the.fuck.I.mean!.

Andrea Taylor said...

She needs hospital care asap. Please tell me that women are not really like this.

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! I know the perfect guy for that chic! I feel your pain Kev. Been there...

Anonymous said...

There was no Mike. She sent that text on purpose to see if he'd reply. Same as the one to her gf. Crazier than crazy.

Anonymous said...

I'd be cool being with a crazy bitch that doesn't think I make mistakes. Easy lay, too

Anonymous said...

Who puts a guy named kevin in their phone as jj?

Anonymous said...

Ha...reminds me of my ex...crazy bitch! Barrage of messages and calls, man hundreds of missed calls in 3 days, 70 odd huge texts...there are better ways to deal with shit then harassment! Fucking psychos!

Anonymous said...

I'm 99.9% sure it's Christine from Indiana..... True story

Anonymous said...

That's some scary shit..

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure this is kevins phone and her name is jj dumbass!

Anonymous said...

is Kevin dead?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like my current girlfriend when she's on her monthly, like today. speeches and lectures about stupid shit. i put up with it cause when her 'time' is over, she's normal as normal can be.

Anonymous said...

Is that why hes fuck buddy only?

Anonymous said...

From Michigan? Hahahhahhhahahaha

Anonymous said...

Holy shit this is my ex!

Anonymous said...

Never stick your dick in crazy.