Vagina Smuggler

Deputies say a woman arrested on several charges Friday tried to smuggle a cigar tube filled with crack cocaine and a crack pipe into the Lee County Jail by hiding them in her vagina.

Angela Lynn Palmer, 37, was at the jail Saturday when deputies noticed she dropped a clear glass tube on the ground. Deputies said Palmer then said she had hidden items in her vagina, and an orange cigar tube then appeared on the floor next to her feet.

Deputies opened the tube and found two small rocks of crack cocaine and another crack pipe, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. Palmer is facing charges of smuggling contraband into a detention facility, possession of narcotics equipment, destroying evidence, possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, possession of cocaine, trespassing and unlawful reproduction of an identification card.

She remains in custody at the Lee County Jail.

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I said more fudge!!!

A Canadian woman pleaded guilty to biting a police officer when she resisted arrest after causing a disturbance at a McDonald’s over the amount of hot fudge on her sundae!

According to reports, 33-year-old Elaine Emter was sentenced to 18 months of probation and 40 hours of community service on Thursday, after admitting to the violent incident at an Alberta McDonald’s over a food order.

She reportedly became enraged after her drive-thru ice cream sundae order didn’t have enough hot fudge. But when she confronted McDonald’s employees, they refused to exchange it without a receipt.

When officers arrived, she was”in their faces” shouting at them, and was told she would be taken into custody of disturbance charges. That’s when she resisted arrest and officers had to put her in a choke hold, prompting her to bite one of they.

Police were eventually able to subdue her after using a stun gun twice.

My thoughts:  Don't mess with a bitch and her ice cream!  Just sayin'.  

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